Two men left their dogs tied up outside a bar, one Doberman and the other a Chihuahua. After a bit there was the sound of a awful dog fight, then silence. Owner of the Chihuahua ran outside. After a few moments, he came back, shaking his head. Owner of the Doberman asked, What happened? Owner of the Chihuahua says, My dog killed your dog. Owner of the Doberman asked, How is that possible?
Got stuck in his throat.